It seems like Tim Walz has been trying to get Jesus to swipe right on his policies, but the Good Lord just keeps hitting "unmatch." While Walz is over here dishing out free school lunches like manna from heaven, Jesus seems to be all about that tough love approach. After all, didn't He say, "Blessed are the hungry, for they shall be filled… only if they can learn how to fish for themselves"? Clearly unchristian behavior.
I think that The Metro Times has another columnist.
You’re pretty good at this writing thing. Maybe you should do one of them blogs or something. 😀
Shady, I tell you… shady.
Also, I thought that “Fuck them kids” was from the Book of Mo’Nique, although that may be a part of the Apocrypha. I’m a bit rusty in my theology.
It's an outrage I tell ya!
It seems like Tim Walz has been trying to get Jesus to swipe right on his policies, but the Good Lord just keeps hitting "unmatch." While Walz is over here dishing out free school lunches like manna from heaven, Jesus seems to be all about that tough love approach. After all, didn't He say, "Blessed are the hungry, for they shall be filled… only if they can learn how to fish for themselves"? Clearly unchristian behavior.