Trumpie Me, Vancie Me, Pootie Me too

From Shel Silverstein's "Ickle Me, Pickle Me, Tickle Me too"

Trumpie Me, Vancie Me, Pootie Me too
Took a grand ride in a golden shoe.
“Bigly!”
“Fantastic!”
“This deal’s for you!”
Cried Trumpie Me, Vancie Me, Pootie Me too.

Trumpie was captain, and Vancie was crew,
Pootie served caviar, vodka, and stew.
As louder, and prouder,
And ruder they flew —
Trumpie Me, Vancie Me, Pootie Me too.

Trumpie Me, Vancie Me, Pootie Me too
Promised to rule from a palace with view.
“Trust us!”
“Stay loyal!”
“Facts aren’t true!”
Lied Trumpie Me, Vancie Me, Pootie Me too.

Trumpie Me, Vancie Me, Pootie Me too
Vanished with cash and a dictator’s crew.
And nobody cares
(Well, maybe a few)
About Trumpie Me, Vancie Me, Pootie Me too.