Here’s a nugget of history for you to chew on, you gormless herds of digital flesh: December 4, 1971 a date that ripped a small Swiss town out of anonymity and seared its name into rock ’n’ roll history. Montreux. A town you’d never bother with unless you had a fetish for jazz or cheese. That’s where it happened. The fire. The chaos. The accidental alchemy that spat out Smoke on the Water like some unholy miracle.
Frank Zappa and his Mothers of Invention are on stage at the Montreux Casino, ripping through a set while the air reeks of booze, sweat, and whatever questionable substances fueled the audience. Then some lunatic with a flare gun decides to make his mark. Flames erupt. The Casino transforms into a bonfire, smoke pouring out like the lungs of a chain-smoking dragon. Claude Nobs — the man behind Montreux’s Jazz Festival, the poor bastard —watches his pride and joy burn to the ground. No deaths, but plenty of scars. Emotional, cultural, financial.
Frank Zappa and the Mothers
Were at the best place around
But some stupid with a flare gun
Burned the place to the ground
-Deep Purple, Smoke on the Water
But Claude, being the kind of lunatic visionary who doesn’t let a little fire and brimstone ruin his plans, pivots faster than a politician caught in a scandal. Enter Deep Purple, British hard rock royalty, stuck in Montreux with a Rolling Stones mobile studio and a big fat nowhere to record their next album. They’d planned to do it at the Casino. Perfect acoustics, storied history. That’s gone now. Just ash and debris.
PLAN B
Claude hustles. Finds them a backup spot: the Pavillon des Sports. Not exactly Abbey Road, but it’ll do. Ritchie Blackmore, guitar god, lays down the riff—a riff so filthy it could stop a war or start one. But then, as if the fire wasn’t enough, the cops show up. Noise complaints. It’s Switzerland, after all. The land of precision watches and quiet. The roadies delay long enough to capture the riff. The riff. The spine of Smoke on the Water.
THE GRAND HOTEL
Next stop: the Grand Hotel in Territet. Empty for the winter, it becomes a makeshift studio. Mattresses stuffed against walls to muffle the sound, wires strung across balconies like some DIY electrical death trap. It’s in this chaos that Roger Glover wakes up one morning with a line lodged in his brain like shrapnel: Smoke on the water, fire in the sky. The band runs with it, spinning their Montreux misadventure into rock gold.

Legend has it, Claude — reborn as “Funky Claude” thanks to his knack for saving lives and careers — convinced them to stick the song on the album. Called it a hit before it even hit. And he was right. The bastard was right.
One for All Time
Fast-forward decades. Montreux and its Jazz Festival are legendary, thanks in no small part to that one infernal night. Every time Deep Purple returns to Montreux, the crowd holds its collective breath as they wait for the song. When the first notes hit, it’s not a performance; it’s a resurrection. Smoke, fire, history, all rolled into a riff that refuses to die.
So here’s your takeaway, you dopamine chasers: Sometimes the world has to burn for something immortal to rise from the ashes. And if that doesn’t light a fire under your existence, nothing will.
Great piece as always, man. As an interesting sidenote, Zdenek Spicka (the stupid with the flare gun) was never caught by the Swiss authorities, and remains at large to this very day. You might just say he disappeared in a puff of smoke.
Gormless?? I'll have you know, I got more gorm than an unnamed Star Trek extra!